Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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