she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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