She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
