How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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