"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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