can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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