omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
