what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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