Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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