Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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