Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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