But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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