don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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