I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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