last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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