office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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