i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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