I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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