I didn't shave. On purpose
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Do vagina's smell?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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