Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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