Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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