absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Apparently you make a good broom.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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