She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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