I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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