living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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