the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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