Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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