He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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