Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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