it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
