How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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