i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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