i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
what day is it and did you see me today?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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