He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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