Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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