U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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