We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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