So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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