Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
