I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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