you guys were way drunker than both of me
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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