I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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