What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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