Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize