I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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