omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She even gives head with a lisp.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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