I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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