How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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