btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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