dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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