i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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