Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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