Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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