So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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