Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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