i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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