I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I think my moral compass just broke
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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